yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

brilliancetheory:

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

the accuracy is painful

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

A message from Anonymous


how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

beach-butt:

My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.

oberymmartell:

What Really Happened: Purple Wedding

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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